For the greater good.
It was ahistorical inevitability.
So that its subjects will view it with admiration,as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.
Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road,and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll find out.
Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
National Security was at stake.
Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
To actualize its potential.
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic,unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attemp such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Because it could not stop for death.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe:
The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
To die. In the rain.
We are not sure which side of the road the chicke was on, but it was moving very fast.
Out of custom and habit.
‘Cause it (f#&%$) wanted to. That’s the (f#&%$) reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic:
The Air Force was only too happy to provide the the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
You tell me.
If you saw me coming you’d cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau:
To live deliberately … and suck all the marrow out of life.
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea:
To prove it could never reach the other side.
So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
To wander lonely as a cloud.
I didn’t want its mother to see it like that.
Philosophy will clip a chicken’s wings.
To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather themneed to resist such a public display of your own lamentable and incorrigible ignorance.
This chicken’s not for turning.
There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Why, indeed? One’s social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience – although, perhaps, if one must cross aroad, one may do far worse than to cross it as the
chicken in question.
Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
To have turned back were as tedious as to go o’er.
Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.
An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter)
That is not the question.
It crosseth for thee.
It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
To get a better view.